Local Hooligans

Hello friends, I'm writing to you on a Sunday evening, enjoying the delightful twilight time. Soon, I will have dinner.
Some local hooligans tp-ed my car today. Those darn kids. I live right by a small liberal arts college and we have college kids all around us. On the weekend, there's a lot of "whoo-ing."
I thought the tp was funny. They even used 2-ply! If you're going to tp, I guess you may as well do it with the softest stuff you can find.
Here's a picture:
My roommate and I cleaned up the mess and I went inside for a while. I came back out and someone left two pages from a notebook on my car that said "DO NOT PARK HERE." Well, we just went from fun to really annoying. I asked some people who live in that house if they were the culprits, but they denied it. Liars! It's a public street, they don't get to tell me where to park!
I hit some downtown bars of Friday. Country music can be fun! I've decided to try my best to like it. Someone had a shirt on that said "if you don't know 7 songs by (some guy), then you shouldn't be here." I think that shirt referred to me.
Hugs to all!
Lauren