First point of business: 20 bonus points to everyone who commented on my blog and made a funny reference to the Princess Bride. I fancied myself Wesley with the tiny pony tail before I climbed the rock face, and when I saw the pictures of myself, it sealed the deal.
Now, time to tell you about my
un-freaking-believable 14 (!) dives in the
Similan Islands and Richelieu Rock. This was some serious National Geographic "Living Seas" Special shit. Excuse the French (and my swearing), but "stuff" just doesn't cut it. This was some amazing,
spectacularitous, inconceivable shit.
I wish I could adequately describe what it's like to be diving...I can tell you individual animals I saw, but that doesn't really convey the
awetaculousness of free-floating in 3-D for an hour over a stretch of coral that goes on and on and on and on and on. And then all the stuff that's living on the coral! The different levels of scale are astonishing--you can look at a square inch of area and see a million little living things, then a square foot, then a square yard, then a square kilometer and the biomass and biodiversity are enough to make your head explode (or implode, if you go too deep).
Routine on the dive boat to give you guys an idea: eat, sleep, dive. Rinse and repeat. Doing 14 dives in 4 days made me very comfortable with my equipment and with being underwater. I had one dive on the 3rd day where the current was so strong I felt like a cow in a tornado. It really freaked me out. Luckily, we had 3 more dives after that. So, I got to have some good dives after the scary dive.
There were 16 passengers on the boat, 4 dive guides, and 5 crew members. We had Swedes, Danes, Hungarians, English, French, Swiss, and me. I was in a group of 5 people plus a dive guide that led us around each dive site. He was my buddy, since I was the least experienced diver in the group. One of the English guys in my group kept swimming into me. It was annoying, but he was nice, so I took a Minnesotan passive-aggressive approach and said nothing to his face, while I yelled at him in my head every time he bonked into me.
Now for the laundry list of amazing marine life we saw:
-Whale Shark (holy crap!) Big smiles on everyone's faces after seeing this one.
-Manta Rays (holy crap!)--our two dives today were full of them. We could even see them on the surface from the boat. They are absolutely MASSIVE. We're talking 4 meters of wingspan. They are also unbelievably beautiful. Seeing one above me,
silhouetted by the sun was a serious National Geographic moment. On the downside, the song from that insipid Fanta commercial they play before movies got stuck in my
head, "fanta" being replaced by "manta." (Manta, Manta, dontcha wanna Manta, Manta...).
-numerous octopodi, including 2 of them doing "it" on a night dive
-Lobsters
-Shrimp
-Seahorsie
-Ghost pipefish--like a seahorse, but it looks all feathery
-Lots and lots of lionfish--red ones, black ones, baby ones, big ones. They're way cooler in the ocean than in a tank.
-Bearded Scorpion fish--they look like the rocks and have deadly poison in their spines. No touchy!
-Hermit crabs
-parrotfish, barricudas, tuna, angel fish, sweetlips, batfish, etc--lots and lots of tropical fish
-Hawksbill turtle just hanging out in the coral
-2 Ridley's turtles doing "it" on the surface
-lots and lots of moray eels--in hidey holes during the day, swimming about at night--yellow ones, zebra striped ones, purpley ones
-Nudibranches/sea slugs--these don't sound cool, but they are. They are brightly colored and very cool
-jellyfish
-lots and lots of hard and soft coral and anemonies
That's all I can think of right now.
I would consider my dive trip a great success and lots and lots of fun. Also very relaxing.
Tonight I take a bus to Bangkok and get there in the morning. Tomorrow I fly to Chiang Mai. I'm looking forward to slightly cooler climes. It's really hot here.
TTFN,
Lauren